I am fat, there is a hole in my boxers, and I feel sick as shit.

The whole world is lying one person at a time.

and i couldn't be happier.

Whether true or false, what is said about men often has as much influence on their lives, and particularly on their destinies, as what they do.

As there is always more misery at the lower end than humanity at the top, everything was given away before it was received, like water on parched soil. 

-Les miserables